I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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