Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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