Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
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I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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