mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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