Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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