OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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