Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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