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It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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