Dual....:-)
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Randomize
