is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
