There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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