No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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