We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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