Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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