I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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