And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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