The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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