yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
