Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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