I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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