I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
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