remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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