YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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