I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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