i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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