Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I need a burrito and a hug.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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