It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I am available for nakedness
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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