I smell stomach acid.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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