I'm so fucking centered right now
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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