Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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