So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Shame is for Republicans.
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