I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen