I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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