I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
Randomize
