super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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