Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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