She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Alive.
So much puke
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With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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