For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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