just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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