i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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