Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize