As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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