Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize