guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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