brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
