Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I didn't notice because vodka
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
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I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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