When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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