I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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