Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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