Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
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I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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