My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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