Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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