the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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