I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
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"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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