Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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