Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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