your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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