I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
did i just pee glitter
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