he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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